Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.

What A Childhood I Had - I Was Ten Years Old When I Found Out Alpo Was Dog Food.

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.

I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."

I Shouldn't Tell Jokes About My Wife. She's Attached To A Machine That Keeps Her Alive... The Refrigerator.