Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

One Night I Came Home. I Figured, Let My Wife Come On. I'll Play It Cool. Let Her Make The First Move. She Went To Florida.

When I Told My Wife She Was Lousy In Bed - She Went Out - She Got A Second Opinion.

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.

Acting Deals With Very Delicate Emotions. It Is Not Putting Up A Mask. Each Time An Actor Acts He Does Not Hide; He Exposes Himself.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. In My House, We Pray After We Eat.