What A Childhood I Had - I

A Man In The Crowd Asks: Hey Rodney, How'd You Get Started? Rodney: I Was 12 Years Old, Alone In My Room, And I Got Started!

My Parents Didn't Like Me. For Bathtub Toys They Gave Me A Blender And A Transistor Radio.

One Time My Whole Family Played Hide And Seek. They Found My Mother In Pittsburgh!

When I Was A Kid, I Never Went To Disneyland. My Ol' Man Told Me Mickey Mouse Died In A Cancer Experiment.

I Went To A Gay Bar, They Wanted Proof Of Sex So I Showed Them, They Said It Wasn't Enough.