My Wife Gives Good Headache.

With My Wife I Get No Respect. I Fell Asleep With A Cigarette In My Hand. She Lit It.

I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They Got A Children's Zoo. Last Week, Four Kids Escaped.

To Give You An Idea How Well I Was Doing At The Time I Quit, I Was The Only One Who Knew I Quit.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.