My Wife Gives Good Headache.

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

When I Was Born I Brought No Joy, My Father Said He Wanted A Boy!

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. The Time I Was Kidnapped, And The Kidnappers Sent My Parents A Note They Said, "we Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again."

This Morning When I Put On My Underwear I Could Hear The Fruit-of-the-loom Guys Laughing At Me.

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!