My Wife Gives Good Headache.

With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.

I'm Not A Hypochondriac, But My Gynaecologist Firmly Believes I Am.

My Kids Scotch Tape Worms To The Sidewalk And Watch The Birds Get Hernias.

They Took A Survey: Why Do Men Get Up In The Middle Of The Night? Ten Percent Get Up To Go To The Bathroom And 90 Percent Get Up To Go Home.

I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked Last Night. I Controlled Myself.