My Wife Gives Good Headache.

My Old Man Never Liked Me. He Gave Me My Allowance In Traveler's Checks.

I Tell Ya, Gambling Never Agreed With Me. Last Week I Went To The Track And They Shot My Horse With The Opening Gun.

She Failed Her Drivers Test. She Couldn't Get Used To The Front Seat. It Took Her Four Lessons To Learn To Sit Up.

I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me. My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'