My Wife Has To Be The Worst

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.

Getting Older Is Tough. I Remember The Last Time I Felt An Erection. It Was At The Movies. The Only Trouble Is, It Belonged To The Guy Sitting Next To Me.

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In Years. I Didn't Want To Interrupt Her.

I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They Got A Children's Zoo. Last Week, Four Kids Escaped.

I Get No Respect. The Way My Luck Is Running, If I Was A Politician I Would Be Honest.