I Don't Get No Respect

I Tell Ya, It's Tough To Save A Buck. Right Now I'm Supporting Two Fighters. My Wife And Her Mother.

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!

Better To Keep Quiet And Let People Think You're An Idiot Than Speak Up And Confirm It.

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!