I Don't Get No Respect

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.

I'll Tell Ya, My Wife And I, We Don't Think Alike. She Donates Money To The Homeless, And I Donate Money To The Topless!

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

She Was So Ugly That Her Face Could Stop A Sundial.