She Was So Ugly That Her Face

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

My Cousins Gay, He Went To London Only To Find Out That Big Ben Was A Clock.

At Christmas Time We Couldn't Afford Tinsel, So We'd Wait Till Grandpa Sneezed.

I Told My Psychiatrist That Everyone Hates Me. He Said I Was Being Ridiculous - Everyone Hasn't Met Me Yet.

I Tell Ya, My Wife, We Get Along Good Cause We Have Our Own Arrangement. I Mean, One Night A Week I Go Out With The Boys And One Night A Week, She Goes Out With The Boys.