I Told My Psychiatrist That Everyone Hates

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.

I Tell Ya, I Knew My Morning Wasn't Going Right. When I Put On My Shirt The Button Fell Off, When I Picked Up My Briefcase, The Handle Fell Off, I Tell Ya, I Was Afraid To Go To The Bathroom.

With Girls, I Don't Think Right. I Had A Date With One Girl, She Had Mirrors All Over Her Bedroom. She Told Me To Come Over And Bring A Bottle. I Got Windex.