I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly That She Was Known As A Two-bagger. That's When You Put A Bag Over Your Head In Case The Bag Over Her Head Breaks.

I Asked My Wife, 'on A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Do You Rate Me As A Lover?' She Said, 'you Know I'm No Good At Fractions.'

My Wife's Jealousy Is Getting Ridiculous. The Other Day She Looked At My Calendar And Wanted To Know Who May Was.