I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop

Men Who Do Things Without Being Told Draw The Most Wages.

Everyone Gets Their Rough Day. No One Gets A Free Ride. Today So Far, I Had A Good Day. I Got A Dial Tone.

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.

All My Wife And I Do Is Fight About Sex. The Other Night, We Really Had It Out. Well, I'll Put It This Way - I Had It Out.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!