A Man In The Crowd Asks: Hey

I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy Cook. After Dinner, I Don't Brush My Teeth. I Count Them.

We Lived In A Neighborhood That Was Too Rich For Us. When I Was Young, I Had To Deliver Groceries To The Homes Of The Kids I Went To School With. I Had To Go To The Back Doors To Make The Deliveries. It Was Embarrassing. That Was One Thing Out Of A Hundred.

I Can't Get No Respect.

I'm Getting So Old My Insurance Company Sends Me 1/2 A Calendar!

I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My Ship Came In, I Was At The Airport.