I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A

I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me. My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father. He Said He Wanted More Proof.