It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.

The Other Night A Mugger Took Off His Mask And Made Me Wear It.

I Joined Gamblers Anon., They Gave Me 2 To 1 I Wouldn't Make It! I Joined Aa, There Was A Two Drink Minimum!

When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My Mother Would Show Him A Picture Of Me.