It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask

I Know I'm Not Sexy. In High School I Was Voted Most Likely To Masturbate.

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

I'm Sitting On Top Of The World, And I've Got Hemorrhoids.

I Tell Ya, I Know The Best Way To Get Girls. I Hang Out At Women's Prisons, And Wait For Parolees.

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.