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A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.

What A Dog I Got, His Favorite Bone Is In My Arm.

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

My Kids Scotch Tape Worms To The Sidewalk And Watch The Birds Get Hernias.

My Wife Is Always Trying To Get Rid Of Me. The Other Day She Told Me To Put The Garbage Out. I Said To Her I Already Did. She Told Me To Go And Keep An Eye On It.