It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask

When I Told My Wife She Was Lousy In Bed - She Went Out - She Got A Second Opinion.

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back

All My Wife And I Do Is Fight About Sex. The Other Night, We Really Had It Out. Well, I'll Put It This Way - I Had It Out.

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

My Psychiatrist Told Me I Was Crazy And I Said I Want A Second Opinion. He Said Okay, You're Ugly Too.