It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask

I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me, The Only Thing The Parrot Knows How To Say Is, Quick Out The Window.

When We Got Married My Wife Told Me I Was One In A Million. I Found Out She Was Right.

I Went To See My Doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...i Told Him Once, "doctor, Every Morning When I Get Up And Look In The Mirror I Feel Like Throwing Up. What's Wrong With Me?" He Said, "i Don't Know, But Your Eyesight Is Perfect."

Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens