When We Got Married My Wife Told

I Said To A Girl I'd Been Seeing, Come Home With Me, Honey, And I'll Show You Where It's At. She Said, You'd Better, Because The Last Time I Could'nt Find It.

His Breath Is So Bad Why Every Time He Smokes He Blows Onion Rings.

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.

When You Walk Up Five Flights Of Stairs At Four In The Morning, There's Definitely A Hooker Involved.

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.