I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect

My Cousins Gay, He Went To London Only To Find Out That Big Ben Was A Clock.

She Was So Ugly That I Took Her To A Dog Show And She Won First Prize.

My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.

One Time My Whole Family Played Hide And Seek. They Found My Mother In Pittsburgh!

At Christmas Time I Sat On Santa's Lap. His Fly Was Open ! Boy What A Present He Gave Me !