I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect

My Cousins Gay, He Went To London Only To Find Out That Big Ben Was A Clock.

With My Wife I Don't Get No Respect. I Made A Toast On Her Birthday To 'the Best Woman A Man Ever Had.' The Waiter Joined Me.

One Day As I Came Home Early, I Saw A Man Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, 'hey, Buddy, Why Are You Doing That?' He Said, 'because You Came Home Early.'

When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'