At My Age I'm Envious Of A

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know How To Satisfy My Wife In Bed, Yeah, I Leave.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, I Took Her To The Top Of The Empire State Building And Planes Started To Attack Her.

Women My Age Just Don't Turn Me On. That's Another Problem With Getting Older. I Took Out An Older Woman The Other Night, And I Mean Old. I Told Her, Act Your Age. She Died.

A Hooker Once Told Me She Had A Headache.