I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.

And My Girlfriend, She's Fat! How Fat? She's So Fat She Wears Two Watches-one For Each Time Zone!

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

I Can't Get No Respect.

I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My Ship Came In, I Was At The Airport.