I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

My Uncle's Dying Wish - He Wanted Me On His Lap. He Was In The Electric Chair.

I Come From A Stupid Family. During The Civil War My Great Uncle Fought For The West.

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!