One Night She Told Me To Put

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?

When My Parents Got Divorced, There Was A Custody Fight Over Me. ... And No One Showed Up.

I Told My Psychiatrist That Everyone Hates Me. He Said I Was Being Ridiculous - Everyone Hasn't Met Me Yet.

When My Wife Drives, There's Always Trouble. The Other Day She Took The Car. She Came Home. She Told Me, There's Water In The Carburetor. I Asked Her, Where's The Car? She Said, In A Lake.

I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked Last Night. I Controlled Myself.