My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I

If You Could Learn To Make Love, I Could Fire The Chauffer.

I Asked My Wife, 'on A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Do You Rate Me As A Lover?' She Said, 'you Know I'm No Good At Fractions.'

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Had No Friends. I Remember The See-saw. I Had To Keep Runnin' From One End To The Other.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.