My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!