If You Could Learn To Make Love,

My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.

I Was An Ugly Child. I Got Lost On The Beach. I Asked A Cop If He Could Find My Parents. He Said, 'i Don't Know. There's Lots Of Places For Them To Hide'.

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.