In High School, When I Played Football

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

My Kid Wants To Be A Prison Warden When He Grows Up So He Can Put Thumb Tacks On The Electric Chairs.

I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.