What A Childhood I Had. My Parents

Women My Age Just Don't Turn Me On. That's Another Problem With Getting Older. I Took Out An Older Woman The Other Night, And I Mean Old. I Told Her, Act Your Age. She Died.

I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My Ship Came In, I Was At The Airport.

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

I Remember I Was So Depressed I Was Going To Jump Out A Window On The Tenth Floor; They Sent A Priest Up To Talk To Me And He Said, ' On Your Mark...'

You Take Care And I Hope I'll Run Into You - When I'm Driving.