I Was A Poster Child... For Birth

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In Years. I Didn't Want To Interrupt Her.

What A Doctor I've Got - He's Really Mixed Up. Last Week, He Grabbed My Knee And Told Me To Cough. Then Hit Me In The Balls With A Hammer.

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.