I Was A Poster Child... For Birth

One Night I Asked A Cabbie To Take Me Where The Action Is, He Took Me To My House.

I Get No Respect. The Way My Luck Is Running, If I Was A Politician I Would Be Honest.

If You Could Learn To Make Love, I Could Fire The Chauffer.

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother