If Sex Is A Pain In The

My Only Thrill Is Self Inflicted Hickies.

When My Parents Got Divorced, There Was A Custody Fight Over Me. ... And No One Showed Up.

A Sense Of Humor Is Rare. It Isn't Telling A Joke About How There Are Three Ways To Get To Heaven. It's Being In A Restaurant And Hearing Someone Say, Everyone's Got Their Tale Of Woe, And Then Turning Around And Saying, Unfortunately, In Life, There's More Woe Than Tail.

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.