If Sex Is A Pain In The

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

My Dog Learned How To Beg By Watching Me Through The Bedroom Door.

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!

I Was An Ugly Kid; When I Was Born, After The Doctor Cut The Cord, He Hung Himself.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Uncle Heard That Most Deaths Occurs Within Ten Miles Of The House...so He Moved.