My Only Thrill Is Self Inflicted Hickies.

She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub Has Stretch Marks.

I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect At All!

Oh, When I Was A Kid In Show Business I Was Poor. I Used To Go To Orgies To Eat The Grapes.

Everyone Says That Looks Don't Matter, Age Doesn't Matter, Money Doesn't Matter. But I Never Met A Girl Yet Who Has Fallen In Love With An Old Ugly Man Who's Broke.

I Went To A Freak Show And They Let Me In For Nothing.