Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike.

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.

In High School, When I Played Football I Got No Respect. I Shared A Locker With A Mop.

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Uncle Heard That Most Deaths Occurs Within Ten Miles Of The House...so He Moved.

Oh, I Was An Ugly Kid. My Old Man Took Me To The Zoo. They Thanked Him For Returning Me.