Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike.

For Christmas One Year I Bought My Son A Bb Gun. He Bought Me A T-shirt With A Bulls Eye On The Back.

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.

Look Out For Number One And Try Not To Step In Number Two.

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.

Yeah, I Know I'm Ugly... I Said To A Bartender, 'make Me A Zombie.' He Said 'god Beat Me To It.'