Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike.

With My Doctor, I Don't Get No Respect. I Told Him I Want A Vasectomy. He Said With A Face Like Mine, I Don't Need One.

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!