Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike.

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.

What A Dog I Got, He Found Out We Look Alike, So He Killed Himself.

If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.

To Give You An Idea How Well I Was Doing At The Time I Quit, I Was The Only One Who Knew I Quit.

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.