When I Was Born I Was So

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

During Sex, My Girlfriend Always Wants To Talk To Me… Just The Other Night She Called Me From A Hotel.

My Father Carries Around The Picture Of The Kid Who Came With His Wallet.

I Got My First Break And Became A Singing Waiter At Eighteen Or Nineteen. I Couldn't Make A Living At It. I Quit. Then I Got Married And Sold Aluminum Siding. My Wife Had Problems Physically. It Was Not Good.

A Hooker Once Told Me She Had A Headache.