When I Was Born I Was So

With Me, Nothing Goes Right. My Psychiatrist Said My Wife And I Should Have Sex Every Night. Now, We'll Never See Each Other!

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

My Wife And I Were Happy For 20 Years. Then We Met.