I Told My Doctor I Think My

At Christmas Time I Sat On Santa's Lap. His Fly Was Open ! Boy What A Present He Gave Me !

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.

One Night I Came Home. I Figured, Let My Wife Come On. I'll Play It Cool. Let Her Make The First Move. She Went To Florida.

I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes, But I Can't Find A Big And Short Store.

If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.