Yeah, I Know I'm Ugly... I Said

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

You Live With Life's Disappointments And Learn From Them. At Seventy-eight, I Know It All.

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.

I Asked My Wife, 'on A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Do You Rate Me As A Lover?' She Said, 'you Know I'm No Good At Fractions.'

I Got My First Break And Became A Singing Waiter At Eighteen Or Nineteen. I Couldn't Make A Living At It. I Quit. Then I Got Married And Sold Aluminum Siding. My Wife Had Problems Physically. It Was Not Good.