I Went To A Fight The Other

I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes, But I Can't Find A Big And Short Store.

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!

I Got My First Break And Became A Singing Waiter At Eighteen Or Nineteen. I Couldn't Make A Living At It. I Quit. Then I Got Married And Sold Aluminum Siding. My Wife Had Problems Physically. It Was Not Good.

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

I Had Plenty Of Pimples As A Kid. One Day I Fell Asleep In The Library. When I Woke Up, A Blind Man Was Reading My Face.