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I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?

I Got My First Break And Became A Singing Waiter At Eighteen Or Nineteen. I Couldn't Make A Living At It. I Quit. Then I Got Married And Sold Aluminum Siding. My Wife Had Problems Physically. It Was Not Good.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.

My Wife Only Has Sex With Me For A Purpose. Last Night It Was To Time An Egg.

If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.