Oh, When I Was A Kid In

I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect At All!

One Night I Came Home. I Figured, Let My Wife Come On. I'll Play It Cool. Let Her Make The First Move. She Went To Florida.

Oh, When I Was A Kid In Show Business I Was Poor. I Used To Go To Orgies To Eat The Grapes.

I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?

My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.