With My Dog I Don't Get No

Better To Keep Quiet And Let People Think You're An Idiot Than Speak Up And Confirm It.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!

I Come Home From Work Early One Day, And I See A Guy Jogging Down The Street In His Underwear. I Ask Him, "why Are You Jogging In Your Underwear?" He Says, "you Came Home From Work Early".