Dad Told Me To Stop Running In

For Two Hours, Some Guy Followed Me Around With A Pooper Scooper.

I Don't Get No Respect

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.

My Father Carries Around The Picture Of The Kid Who Came With His Wallet.

I Come Home From Work Early One Day, And I See A Guy Jogging Down The Street In His Underwear. I Ask Him, "why Are You Jogging In Your Underwear?" He Says, "you Came Home From Work Early".