I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked

My Wife Is So Fat That The Last Time I Saw Something That Big It Was Grazing.

My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.

She Was So Fat That Her Bikini Is Made Out Of Two Bed Sheets (king-size).

I Like Southern Girls. They Talk So Slow That By The Time They Say No, I Made It Already.

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.