My Father Carries Around The Picture Of

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. In My House, We Pray After We Eat.

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .

I Feel Sorry For Short People, You Know. When It Rains, They're The Last To Know.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. The Time I Was Kidnapped, And The Kidnappers Sent My Parents A Note They Said, "we Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again."