A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend

My Psychiatrist Told Me I Was Crazy And I Said I Want A Second Opinion. He Said Okay, You're Ugly Too.

When I Was Born ... The Doctor Came Out To The Waiting Room And Said To My Father ... I'm Very Sorry. We Did Everything We Could ... But He Pulled Through.

My Wife Has Cut Our Lovemaking Down To Once A Month, But I Know Two Guys She's Cut Out Entirely.

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother