I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood.

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'

My Wife Says 90% Of Sex Occurs Between The Ears. But I Need A Girl Who Can Blow More Just My Mind.

What A Doctor I've Got - He's Really Mixed Up. Last Week, He Grabbed My Knee And Told Me To Cough. Then Hit Me In The Balls With A Hammer.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, She Had A Face Like A Saint-a Saint Bernard!