I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice.

I Tell Ya When I Fly, I Don't Get No Respect. I Took One Of Those Cheap Flights, No Frills. I Finished Eatin' And Had To Do The Dishes.

She Failed Her Drivers Test. She Couldn't Get Used To The Front Seat. It Took Her Four Lessons To Learn To Sit Up.

With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother