One Night I Asked A Cabbie To

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

I'm Sitting On Top Of The World, And I've Got Hemorrhoids.

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles

I Tell Ya When I Fly, I Don't Get No Respect. I Took One Of Those Cheap Flights, No Frills. I Finished Eatin' And Had To Do The Dishes.

My Uncle's Dying Wish - He Wanted Me On His Lap. He Was In The Electric Chair.