With Girls I Get No Respect. A

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

My Wife Has Cut Our Lovemaking Down To Once A Month, But I Know Two Guys She's Cut Out Entirely.

It Was The Same Thing In The Army, No Respect. They Gave Me A Uniform That Glowed In The Dark.

With Girls, I Don't Think Right. I Had A Date With One Girl, She Had Mirrors All Over Her Bedroom. She Told Me To Come Over And Bring A Bottle. I Got Windex.

I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect At All!