Me And My Dad Used To Play

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

I Like Southern Girls. They Talk So Slow That By The Time They Say No, I Made It Already.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. I Don't Believe Meatloaf Should Glow In The Dark

My Son's An Idiot. His Teacher Asked Him To Spell Mississippi. He Asked Which One? The River Or The State?

I Tell Ya, Sex Is Getting Harder All The Time. Me And My Wife Were Trying To Have Sex For Hours Last Night And I Finally Gave Up. I Asked Her, "what, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?"