Me And My Dad Used To Play

I Joined Gamblers Anon., They Gave Me 2 To 1 I Wouldn't Make It! I Joined Aa, There Was A Two Drink Minimum!

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!

My Wife Is Always Trying To Get Rid Of Me. The Other Day She Told Me To Put The Garbage Out. I Said To Her I Already Did. She Told Me To Go And Keep An Eye On It.

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

My Wife Is So Fat That The Last Time I Saw Something That Big It Was Grazing.