Me And My Dad Used To Play

When We Got Married My Wife Told Me I Was One In A Million. I Found Out She Was Right.

She Was So Ugly That Her Face Could Stop A Sundial.

My Kid Wants To Be A Prison Warden When He Grows Up So He Can Put Thumb Tacks On The Electric Chairs.

I Know I'm Not Sexy. In High School I Was Voted Most Likely To Masturbate.

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.