I Stuck My Head Out The Window

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. I Put My Hand In Some Cement And Felt Another Hand.

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother

I Told My Wife The Truth. I Told Her I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist. Then She Told Me The Truth: That She Was Seeing A Psychiatrist, Two Plumbers, And A Bartender.