I Stuck My Head Out The Window

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!

I'm At The Age Where Food Has Taken The Place Of Sex In My Life. In Fact, I've Just Had A Mirror Put Over My Kitchen Table.

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.

To Give You An Idea How Well I Was Doing At The Time I Quit, I Was The Only One Who Knew I Quit.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. In My House, We Pray After We Eat.