I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught

In High School, When I Played Football I Got No Respect. I Shared A Locker With A Mop.

I Tell Ya, I Know The Best Way To Get Girls. I Hang Out At Women's Prisons, And Wait For Parolees.

Once I Opened Up A Fortune Cookie And Inside Was The Guy's Cheque Next To Me I Said Hey Buddy I Got Your Cheque He Said Thanks.

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.