I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.

Women My Age Just Don't Turn Me On. That's Another Problem With Getting Older. I Took Out An Older Woman The Other Night, And I Mean Old. I Told Her, Act Your Age. She Died.

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.