I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.

With My Doctor, I Don't Get No Respect. I Told Him I Want A Vasectomy. He Said With A Face Like Mine, I Don't Need One.

My Wife Had Her Drivers’ Test The Other Day. She Got 8 Out Of 10. The Other 2 Guys Jumped Clear.

I Tell Ya, With My Wife, I Got No Sex Life. Her Favorite Position Is Facing Bloomingdale's.