I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught

My Wife Is So Fat That The Last Time I Saw Something That Big It Was Grazing.

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

Boy Is My Wife Stupid. It Takes Her And Hour And A Half To Watch 60 Minutes. My Daughters No Bargain Either. In Public School She Was Voted Most Likely To Conceive.

I Tell Ya, It's Tough To Save A Buck. Right Now I'm Supporting Two Fighters. My Wife And Her Mother.

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.