My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.

For Christmas One Year I Bought My Son A Bb Gun. He Bought Me A T-shirt With A Bulls Eye On The Back.

My Son's An Idiot. His Teacher Asked Him To Spell Mississippi. He Asked Which One? The River Or The State?

If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have No Sex Life At All.

Last Week I Told My Psychiatrist, 'i Keep Thinking About Suicide', And He Told Me From Now I Have To Pay In Advance.