If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have

People Seldom Live Up To Their Baby Pictures.

I'm Tellin' Ya I Get No Respect. When I Was In Switzerland, I Got An Obscene Yodel.

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!

I Like Southern Girls. They Talk So Slow That By The Time They Say No, I Made It Already.

My Father Carries Around The Picture Of The Kid Who Came With His Wallet.