Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'

Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do That When You Leave.

Time And Tide And Hookers Wait For No Man.

If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have No Sex Life At All.

You Wanna Have Laughs? Do What I Do. When I Go Through A Tollbooth, I Keep Going. I Tell The Guy, The Car Behind Me Is Paying For Two.