My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex.

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!

Some Dog I Got Too. We Call Him Egypt. Because In Every Room He Leaves A Pyramid.

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.

Yeah, I Know I'm Ugly... I Said To A Bartender, 'make Me A Zombie.' He Said 'god Beat Me To It.'

I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."