My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex.

I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.

With My Wife I Don't Get No Respect. I Made A Toast On Her Birthday To 'the Best Woman A Man Ever Had.' The Waiter Joined Me.

When I Told My Wife She Was Lousy In Bed - She Went Out - She Got A Second Opinion.

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It In The First Place.