My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex.

I Tell Ya When I Was A Kid, All I Knew Was Rejection. My Yo-yo, It Never Came Back.

I Drink Too Much. The Last Time I Gave A Urine Sample It Had An Olive In It.

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.

When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.