My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex.

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.

She Failed Her Drivers Test. She Couldn't Get Used To The Front Seat. It Took Her Four Lessons To Learn To Sit Up.

Women My Age Just Don't Turn Me On. That's Another Problem With Getting Older. I Took Out An Older Woman The Other Night, And I Mean Old. I Told Her, Act Your Age. She Died.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.