He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It

I Went To Look For A Used Car And Found My Wife's Dress In The Back Seat.

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.

My Doctor Told Me To Watch My Drinking. Now I Drink In Front Of A Mirror.

My Wife Gives Good Headache.

I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy Cook. After Dinner, I Don't Brush My Teeth. I Count Them.