He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It

What A Childhood I Had. My Parents Sent Me To A Child Psychiatrist. The Kid Didn't Help Me At All.

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.

Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like A Prairie Fire.

My Father Carries Around The Picture Of The Kid Who Came With His Wallet.

My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I Was Born.