Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like

It Was The Same Thing In The Army, No Respect. They Gave Me A Uniform That Glowed In The Dark.

I Asked My Wife, 'on A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Do You Rate Me As A Lover?' She Said, 'you Know I'm No Good At Fractions.'

My Wife Only Has Sex With Me For A Purpose. Last Night It Was To Time An Egg.

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.