Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Had No Friends. I Remember The See-saw. I Had To Keep Runnin' From One End To The Other.

My Old Man Never Liked Me. He Gave Me My Allowance In Traveler's Checks.

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother

My Cousins Gay, He Went To London Only To Find Out That Big Ben Was A Clock.

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.