Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect At All!

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!