Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like

I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father. He Said He Wanted More Proof.

Guy Goes Into A Bar With A Duck Under His Arm. Bartender Says, "where'd You Get The Pig?" Guy Says, "this Is A Duck." Bartender Says, "i Was Talking To The Duck."

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.

I Went To A Massage Parlor, It Was Self Service.

My Wife Only Has Sex With Me For A Purpose. Last Night It Was To Time An Egg.