Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In

I Got My First Break And Became A Singing Waiter At Eighteen Or Nineteen. I Couldn't Make A Living At It. I Quit. Then I Got Married And Sold Aluminum Siding. My Wife Had Problems Physically. It Was Not Good.

I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me. My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.

Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My Wife Won't Let Me Toke At Home.

Last Week I Was Walking By A Cemetery, Two Guys Came After Me With Shovels. It Was All About Money.